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January

Complete my first solo HYROX

Me pulling a sled through Amsterdam, with Tyrion running beside me.

RAI Amsterdam. January 28, 2027.

94

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14

hours

9

minutes

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  1. October 22, 2026

    Where it starts.

    Two years ago I started taking care of myself. Real food, the gym, and a lot of showing up. I'm down over 90 pounds and gained a little muscle. Then my coworkers made me eat too much at lunch, so I signed up for HYROX Amsterdam. My new trainer asked my goals and I told him I'm here for the people of Instagram, not my health. January 28 is the test. Hold me to it.

    • Me before and after, down over 90 pounds.
    • Me in a suit.
    • Me in a red flannel.